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i love doing this every six months or so to see how depraved ive become since last time

Start with 100% and subtract 1% for everything that you've done.
Then re-post as "I'm __% Virgin". Lowest number you have the more you've done!

[x] Smoked
[x] Drank alcohol.
[x] Cried when someone died. 
[x] Been drunk
[x] Had sex. 
[x] Been to a concert. 
[] gotten/given a handjob. 
[x] gotten/given a blowjob. 
[x] Been verbally/sexually harassed. 
[] Verbally/sexually harassed somebody. 

PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 92%

[x] Felt someone up and/or been felt up. 
[x] Laughed so hard something came out of your nose 
[] Cheated on a boyfriend/girlfriend before.
[] Been cheated on by a boyfriend/girlfriend.
[x] Been to prom.
[x] Cried at school 
[x] Gotten lost in a Wal-Mart or a department store 
[] Went streaking.
[x] Given or received a lap dance. 
[x] Had someone of the opposite sex in your room 

PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 85%

[x] Had someone of the opposite sex sleep over.
[x] Slept over at someone of the opposite sex's house. 
[] Kissed a stranger.  
[x] Hugged a stranger.  
[] Went scuba diving.
[x] Driven a car 
[x] Gotten an x-ray.
[] Hit by a car.
[x] Had a party.
[/] Done serious drugs.

PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 78 1/2%

[] Played strip poker/darts. 
[] Got paid to strip for someone.
[] Run away from home.
[] Broken a bone
[] Eaten sushi.
[] Bought porn. 
[x] Watched porn
[] Made porn
[x] Been in love 

PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 76 1/2%

[x] Made Out.
[x] Laughed so hard you cried
[x] Cried yourself to sleep
[x] Laughed yourself to sleep.
[x] Shot a gun 
[x] Trash talked someone and then acted like their best friend the next day.
[x] Been online for 9 consecutive hours. 
[x] Watched TV for 9 consecutive hours. 
[x] Watched an animal die. 

PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 67 1/2%

[] Watched a person die. 
[x] Kissed and/or messed around somewhere with at least 1 person. 
[x] Pranked somebody
[] Put somebody in the hospital.
[] Snuck into someone's room and/or your own room after being out.
[x] Kissed somebody of the same sex. 
[x] Dressed punk
[x] Dressed goth. 
[x] Dressed preppy. 
[] Been to a motocross race.

PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 61 1/2%

[x] Avoided somebody.
[x] Been stalked.
[x] Stalked someone.
[x] Met a celebrity. 
[x] Played an instrument 
[x] Ridden a horse.
[x] Cut yourself. 
[] Bungee jumped.
[] Ding dong ditched somebody.
[x] Been to a wild party.

PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 53 1/2%

[] Got caught stealing something.
[x] Kicked/punched a guy in the balls.
[] Stolen a boyfriend/girlfriend from a friend. 
[] Gone out with your friend's crush.
[] Got arrested. 
[] Been pregnant. 
[x] Babysat. 
[x] Been to another country.
[] Set your house on fire.
[/] Had an encounter with a ghost.

PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 50%

[] Donated your hair to cancer patients. 
[x] Been asked out by someone that you never thought you'd be asked out by 
[x] Cried over a member of the opposite sex.
[x] Had a boyfriend/girlfriend for over 3 months.
[x] Sat on your butt all day.
[x] Ate a whole carton of ice cream all by yourself 
[x] Had a job 
[] Gotten cut from a sports team.
[] Been called a whore 
[x] Danced like a whore.

PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 43%

[x] Been mistaken as older than your own age. 
[] Been in a car accident. 
[x] Been told you have beautiful eyes. 
[x] Been told you have beautiful hair. 
[x] Danced in the rain.
[x] Been rejected.
[] Walked out of a restaurant without paying. 
[x] Punched someone/slapped someone in the face.

39% total oh god
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